Do you really mean companionship as a whole or just female validation?

Bonersoup

the best companionship one can get is through a pet imo

but that's just me

I think the best companionship comes from bros.

Dogs are next. Then cats. Then pythons.

Then turtles, spiders, ant farms, plants...

rocks...

eh i've seen too many men stab each other in the back if given the chance

Dead presidents should be higher.

Crack rocks

I like having many benjamins in my presence, too.

But Grants, Jacksons, Hamiltons, Lincolns, Jeffersons, and Washingtons are all great company.

Ok so today I spoke to a girl, she was traditional, understanding and she really liked me... And we had sex... So i think you guys are actually wrong.. women can be good!!!

Then finally healthy, well behaved children.

dogs>cats>guns>cars>bros>cash>fish>whatever you fucks are on the internet

Active parasites.

ringworm

then rest of the world lol

lampreys

hold on, the list to get to women is really long.

they don't even make it onto the list

unless of course it's a list of things to avoid

Ok i thought this would be funny

._.

if she's so traditional why did she fuck you?

You should probably also be avoiding parasites.

oh of course

but parasites include women, and children

And I literally listed a pet rock ahead of women or children.

Well, that's just the modern way of operating.

but both of those things are easer to deal with and have less consequences

children are basically keeping a creampie as a pet.

not if you grow them in a lab

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Okay, keeping a cumshot as a pet.

^

Nah man, children are much deeper and important (not joking anymore)

I'm glad I'm not alone in that opinion.

The major problem is that people think they are bad investments when really, they're just hobbies.

kids are great, and i would love to have one but i would do everything in my power to keep them out of the hands of the fucked up world