ringworm

then rest of the world lol

lampreys

hold on, the list to get to women is really long.

they don't even make it onto the list

unless of course it's a list of things to avoid

Ok i thought this would be funny

._.

if she's so traditional why did she fuck you?

You should probably also be avoiding parasites.

oh of course

but parasites include women, and children

And I literally listed a pet rock ahead of women or children.

Well, that's just the modern way of operating.

but both of those things are easer to deal with and have less consequences

children are basically keeping a creampie as a pet.

not if you grow them in a lab

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Okay, keeping a cumshot as a pet.

^

Nah man, children are much deeper and important (not joking anymore)

I'm glad I'm not alone in that opinion.

The major problem is that people think they are bad investments when really, they're just hobbies.

kids are great, and i would love to have one but i would do everything in my power to keep them out of the hands of the fucked up world

Children are the means of continuing your philosophy

and you are correct

they are more a hobby then a investment

When I realized that humankind isn't a one and done salvation job, I changed my mind about kids.

Humankind should be viewed more like bacteria.

you are not wrong, but i would still like my own form of bacteria lmfao

But, you understand the concept, right?

that even if i don't have them, the little shits will keep multiplying?

No.

Take a human, for example.

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You are absolutely covered and filled with bacteria.

of course

From head to do, mouth to anus.

But you can still get infections.

But if don't have bacteria, you can get sick.

So, the solution to that is not "no bacteria" it's "unconquerable quantities of good bacteria where they belong"