i better be at a big functional gathering, and it better be an OPEN BAR if i am gonna drink like i am 24 again

You are not going to be a drunk anymore?

😂

Yes, just once a week though

That's like half the fun with your conversations

Lmfao

Is it? I don’t even remember what I say sometimes

Prepare for that in the infantry btw

It will 100% happen

The only non alcoholics are married simps

If that

<--- non alcoholic non smoker

._.

😂

Well, besides rum and coke

I mix alcohol with food

Well smoking habits are situational

Only if you go to cold weather training

Then yes 200%

I only smoke when I have cigars

And I only buy cigars if I buy the whole box

I smoke at social events when I’m drinking, or sometimes after the gym

But it’s whatever

so that 200$ Ave Maria Argentums lasts a bit

Cohibas boi

I only smoke when I feel like it.

I haven't smoked it a while.

But, good news, pork belly was on sale so now bacon is going to get smoked.

I get unlimited discounts nationwide

Cause nationwide is on my side

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https://youtu.be/5bbdy8tMlFw

http://www.popflock.com/video?id=6H4OzmPxSxs&wid=Jesse_Lee_(singer)&ttl=%27BETA%20MALE!%20NOT%20AN%20ALPHA%20MALE%27%20--%20MOMMY%27S%20BOY!%20%20Song%20by%20Trevor%20Wesley&s=Jesse%20Lee%20%20singer%20 @YuriBezmenov that’s relevant I think

Lmao not Jesse Lee

BEYTA!

He’s the one talking in the beginning, he’s not being called beta

But you know, he could be considered that

Alpha and beta isn’t a vacuum

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Just saw some tv show yeaterday

Mentioned elliot rodger and the concept of alphas and betas