fuck the military

Primal, if you don't have anything to add, maybe shut up for a minute.

Oh there's that too...but they'll come at you with some off the wall precedents...there's probably going to be fines and possibly jail time

One way or the other you're going to get a sternly worded letter from your recruiter

I am adding

no you are not.

ditch the girl AND the military

I just

Break up with her? Why? Why cant she wait

or something

I think the navy would be a boon to your future...the girl...not so much

You've already signed the contract, dude. You are wedded to the government. Uncle Sam will give you all the reaming you could ever want.

Because she WON'T wait...i can guarantee it

the navy is gonna be a boon to your bootyhole

because that goes opposite women's nature

Oh God. What if she cheated

imagine spending months at a time fighting over an ugly hispanic maid between 20 other guys on the boat

thats the navy

I'm thinking about that joke she did

Yeah, then what if you got that email while you're out serving in some shitty circumstances?

I would be devastated

kek

It's not a matter of IF...but WHEN...I've never seen them NOT cheat when given half an opportunity. You can't exercise your manly control over them if you're not there. While the cat's away the mice will play is NOT about cats and mice. It's about women doing the things women do while you're out of the picture

@Primal Ghost HurR MiLiTaRY BaD stfu dude, quit adding in shit that doesn't matter

"Dear John,
I found this really ~~thick cock~~ nice guy that I'm dating now. I think I love ~~it~~ him. Write me back, so I know ~~I still have someplace to fall back to if this doesn't work~~ we're still friends.
Signed,
~~Sum Dum Cunt~~ Ex-GF"

@Primal Ghost have you been in the military

@Mr.Black leaving his gf for the military, it is relevant to the conversation

@RTheWriter keep in mind, that when you join it's not about you, it's about about the team and if you get fucked up over this and let your team down, people die.

@Nawalter Jizney Ive seen enough cucks go suicidal to see its a bad career path

@RTheWriter sorry to put you on the spot

And then you have the difficulty of serving amongst your brothers with the added emotional MOAB that is a dear john.

Its ok

PS
Stay in contact ~~I might need a beta provider in the future once the ride on the CC ends~~ and we can maybe talk down the road.

Look at it like this...if she's still single and hasn't broken the gears on the cock carrousel when you blow back into town give it a whirl but don't expect her to roll up the sidewalk the second you ship out

That’s literally how everyone thinks in the military @RTheWriter

That shes going to cheat?

Then what did the three and a half years mean?

The promise rings

the dates

lmfao

promise rinfs