maybe we found a real unicorn for once

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Yeah buddy...I went through el red pill rage multiple times!

And you took out the rage on your wife

Well it's not like I pitched her down the stairs or anything

Sexually speaking I dont want simps attacking me

woah, didn't know we were going down the middle east route

redpilled while in divorce court

But at one point we did take a break and there were a LOT of lap dances involved...and a DUI. Not proud of any of it

oof.

She was giving lap dances?

wait, only a lap dance?

Oh psh...naw.

Over the course of a few months I probably put a half dozen strippers through cosmetology school...

._.

lmfao

what a shitty marriage

It got better

how much dick mileage did she get while that was happening

At least for the moment I'm not worried about being 'divorce graped' (thank you Coach)

lots of lap dances is nothing to be proud of.

You basically pay a whore to get close but not actually fuck.

^

That's like going to a buffet, paying to get in, and just looking.

^^^^^^^^^

You guys were right

Oh gawd...whenever I think of it I get the heebs thinking those girls got REAL close to me...*shudders*

while you were paying for lap dances she was taking cock like a champ for free

@Xychotic what was on the menu tonight my man?

@Mr.Black expired roast beef

and some smelly tuna

@RTheWriter I want you to dip your toe into something here...do a youtube search OR go to redonkulas.com and look for 'The Working Man's Survival Guide'...it's a great video and it's just the thing that will get you brain thinking again

You all were right

Most of us aren't going to 'I told you so' you

that you were meming?

We know the logic behind what men have been going through for ages

No

I wasnt memeing

You were right about women

So she didn't even wait for you to leave?

@Mr.Black I'm trying to justify not eating.