officer

I am enlisted

Okay, I realized I was off.

And just like that, you were just some semen to her.

Seaman.

That was a typo.

I swear.

My friend. I consider him like a brother. He broke things off with his girls before going to Parris Island

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I never understood why

now you do

I was just semen?

Well, and some pussy juice.

She

But, yeah, whatever.

Wash your hands (and junk) of her.

Get an std panel to make sure you're clean.

Then move on with life.

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Dont worry I have been tested

Cleaner than bleach

Eh...you were 'practice'...she's about to embark of vaginal journey filled with lots and lots of unmentionables, probably drugs and more than a few treatable and some not so treatable STDs

Good. At least she's a clean slut.

PRACTICE

Yes, she was practice for you, too.

The good news is that you got to break it in...and you don't have to be anyone else's sloppy seconds

you hope

Unless she was lying about that too

bitches lie about the first thing all the time

No she was a virgin

only believe if it bleeds

Ya know...it doesn't always break the first time

And so were you at one time.

^need that on a shirt

And were probably terrible.

Who cares.

There's no sanctity in virginity anymore.

i honestly don't think there was

unless you were a noble maybe

Before proper dna testing, it was the key to making sure your heirs were your heirs.