After Tlaib had been overheard planning to arrest and imprison a few Trump big wigs, things are escalating.

yes

Goddammit.

Bitches parents are supposed to cover that shit.

lol, that rule's been overthrown decades ago.

tbh I used to think middle eastern chicks were the real deal but nah

i wish dowries were still a thing lol

They are.

The Hmong still do it.

You have to pay the family a few cattle for the daughter.

Lol, you thought it was the other way around!

bruh I was taught in school that it was the other way around

wtf

this is the definition on duckduckgo: Money or property brought by a bride to her husband at marriage.

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Since we're going to die with the civil war, I guess that's that.

lucky for me I got medically diagnosed with bipolar disorder so I'm probably exempt from getting drafted

You're not exempt from catching a stray bullet, molotov, or ied.

there won't be a civil war bruh. its all fear porn

same goes to those climate change faggots that have been saying "hur dur the world is gonna end by 2000 if we dont do anything about climate change" since the 80s

Well, I am medically diagnosed with the diabetes, and I'm 37, so I'm not concerned about getting drafted.

dude you gucci

2 more years for me and im exempt from the draft

hopefully no big war takes place during those years

but tbh im not afraid to die

Just get fat

eww no

ie swole

im 5'9 and weigh 197

Since weight training is how you gain weight without be soft

I'm 5'9 and 230 and I look 180

you lift bro?

Find a fallen tree and throw it around

Like real man

bruh back in high school I did wrestling and bodybuilding

How about wintering?

im trying to get back in shape to get mired but its a fucken hassle

Swim in ice

cold showers ftw

And now for some absurdity.

I'm 5'11" and 295 lb. I look like a fat train wreck.