Message from @WOMP WOMP boi

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2018-06-01 02:29:56 UTC  

thats is the only reason anyone would grow a beard because lack of shaving equipment

2018-06-01 02:30:13 UTC  

whats the problem with beards fam?

2018-06-01 02:30:34 UTC  

weak men wear beards these days

2018-06-01 02:30:42 UTC  

they have ruined the beard at least for a time

2018-06-01 02:30:44 UTC  

that

2018-06-01 02:30:56 UTC  

it was like a perverse thing

2018-06-01 02:31:18 UTC  

have beard, be top-tier reddit user

2018-06-01 02:31:47 UTC  

manly chins are in

2018-06-01 02:31:48 UTC  

now i must go to work beards are gay

2018-06-01 02:32:07 UTC  

effeminate beards are out

2018-06-01 02:32:17 UTC  

beards really have no coorelation to how gay someone is. Some chads have beards, some bitches have beards

2018-06-01 02:33:29 UTC  

shorter beards are, according to most women, more attractive than clean shaven

2018-06-01 02:33:55 UTC  

like Chuck Norris

2018-06-01 02:34:12 UTC  

sorta

2018-06-01 02:34:25 UTC  

long ass beards that are unkempt and on fat dudes are ugly and should be done away with

2018-06-01 02:34:34 UTC  

stubble and shorter beards on not ugly people really works tho

2018-06-01 02:35:09 UTC  

Cenk just did a total chimp out over dinesh getting pardoned

2018-06-01 02:35:13 UTC  

viking looking chads are considered attractive by women too

2018-06-01 02:35:29 UTC  

true

2018-06-01 02:35:35 UTC  

as much as I would love to see that, I don't think I could stomach watching Cenk

2018-06-01 02:35:37 UTC  

women view men with bigger beards as more fit to be parents

2018-06-01 02:35:50 UTC  

it's not really the beard that matters as much it is the dude it's attached to

2018-06-01 02:35:59 UTC  

but if you're already attractive a beard will just enhance it

2018-06-01 02:36:10 UTC  

I hope he pardons Martha Stewert after an appropriate media blitz about how she got railroaded

2018-06-01 02:36:12 UTC  

i have a theory that bald prone men can grow better beards than normal haired men

2018-06-01 02:36:21 UTC  

that's true

2018-06-01 02:36:33 UTC  

higher testosterone sensitivity causes baldness, but also allows for fuller beards

2018-06-01 02:36:39 UTC  

she literally walked back in the room and clarified her remarks but no go, too late

2018-06-01 02:36:48 UTC  

thats interesting @WOMP WOMP boi

2018-06-01 02:36:49 UTC  

Comey was ambitious

2018-06-01 02:38:15 UTC  

why did he pardon dinesh

2018-06-01 02:38:40 UTC  

because what Dinesh did was trivial and politically motivated

2018-06-01 02:38:56 UTC  

especially with the antics of the Clintons and Obamas as the backdrop

2018-06-01 02:39:08 UTC  

because only leftists should be jailed

2018-06-01 02:39:16 UTC  

heh that too

2018-06-01 02:39:16 UTC  

he donated 20 grand to a candidate tho

2018-06-01 02:39:38 UTC  

pardoning political people like dinesh is accelerationist as fuck imo

2018-06-01 02:39:49 UTC  

we above the law now boys

2018-06-01 02:41:33 UTC  

it helps to delegitimize the FBI and the DOJ as well as being the right thing to do

2018-06-01 02:41:47 UTC  

and to call attention to their selective prosecutions

2018-06-01 02:41:51 UTC  

and he pardoned that one jew dude