Message from @weiner salad

Discord ID: 301363934651219968


2017-04-11 12:01:46 UTC  

You should feel as if a miracle occurred in your favor if it's true

2017-04-11 12:02:33 UTC  

Well I'm not sitting in County like I should be so that should tell you something.

2017-04-11 12:05:28 UTC  

Also being white and not acting like a total cunt probably had a hand in things

2017-04-11 12:20:36 UTC  

I got pulled over for not coming to a complete stop at a 4-way intersection once. The cop let me off with a warning.

2017-04-11 12:21:00 UTC  

My dad went like 130 once because he was late to somethijg

2017-04-11 12:21:01 UTC  

Yeah that's different than 50mph over the limit

2017-04-11 12:21:11 UTC  

Like a $1000 fine

2017-04-11 12:22:18 UTC  

Just stab yourself in the leg

2017-04-11 12:22:29 UTC  

Thats probably the best option at this point

2017-04-11 12:22:31 UTC  

I've driven 110 mph on rural county roads without getting caught. Also here in NJ nobody drives the speed limit.

2017-04-11 12:24:11 UTC  

I haven't really had any good experiences with cops

2017-04-11 12:24:19 UTC  

I have a state CPL so I get pulled over all the time

2017-04-11 12:24:30 UTC  

"Just to check if everything's okay :^)"

2017-04-11 12:24:44 UTC  

I don't have anything on my record

2017-04-11 12:25:26 UTC  

"You have a CPL but you're not carrying? That's mighty suspicious sir"
"Yeah I'm going to work, I can't carry there"
"Maybe I should detain you so you're late"

2017-04-11 12:27:01 UTC  

I'll side with the cops against BLM but I want nothing to do with them

2017-04-11 12:36:24 UTC  

Fred Phelps Jr. just followed me on Twitter

2017-04-11 12:36:30 UTC  

I guess he respects my superior content

2017-04-11 12:49:52 UTC  

I'm just really glad the cop didn't take the GoPro because then I would have been really fucked lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301338062128939009/AtFirstIWasLike.png

2017-04-11 13:15:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301344440361025536/17799024_1235646159867621_5424069899908674117_n.png

2017-04-11 14:32:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301363934160617472/17634839_1235702833195287_549185578883476354_n.png

2017-04-11 14:35:34 UTC  

But it wasn't real socialism :^)

2017-04-11 14:40:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301365827779690497/image.jpg

2017-04-11 14:40:43 UTC  

All the cops in my state just had their milage budgets cut way down because the state's revenue is a couple million $ short

2017-04-11 14:41:07 UTC  

The Saturday night street racers have been getting bolder

2017-04-11 14:43:30 UTC  

"Completely free healthcare" that's a typo, it's "Completely free from healthcare"

2017-04-11 14:43:54 UTC  

North Korea is best Korea

2017-04-11 14:50:24 UTC  

>no niggers

2017-04-11 14:50:27 UTC  

SIGN ME UP

2017-04-11 14:53:28 UTC  

Glass DC

2017-04-11 14:57:25 UTC  

Oh god

2017-04-11 14:58:57 UTC  

its bernie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301370544912072704/parent-perks-nepetea-someone-got-this-picture-of-bernie-sanders-18508578.png

2017-04-11 14:59:05 UTC  

fuck hes a senator

2017-04-11 15:08:43 UTC  

I hereby renounce Bernie Sanders

2017-04-11 16:32:20 UTC  

Who here ready for north Korea to die

2017-04-11 16:32:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/301394078090657792/Screenshot_2017-04-11-11-32-07.png

2017-04-11 16:33:02 UTC  

Rip best korea

2017-04-11 16:33:10 UTC  

This is gonna be the whole

2017-04-11 16:33:16 UTC  

East vs west germany