I don't care if the whole US is brown as long as it is any denomination of *Christian*

Same

Not any denomination

Then Beezlebub will do buttstuff to you

You ready?

There are alot of heretical denominations

Elf is one of them

I mean we can't say that non Catholic denoms are doomed to hell!

One of what

Heretic

Why do u hate me @Deleted User

They are good and they say Jesus is lord

Repent

What did I do

Pentecostal churches freak me out

Baptist are alright

Like there's something not right there

You praise Jews and Muslims

Baptists are at least normal

I’m baptist

Call them great allies

Your heros

elf is a rapist

@Deleted User they are

Not unless you are a boomer baptist, than your cucked

There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female,for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

I’m baptist

Baptist, explains a lit

@Deleted User did you to the gym today?

:((

Im closest to baptist

Tomorrow

Elf read Culture of Critique

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sunday and church I promise

@Deleted User no I don’t read nazi books

Jews have helped us a lot

Church=spirtitual gym

I was raised Baptist but I'm leaning towards Catholicism or Orthodoxy

https://twitter.com/PunishedRedux/status/1003122218656657408

Maybe I'll be the world's first Cathodox