Which one was the mom?!?!

She ended up twice the height of our admittedly way too buff chihuahua, and 25 pounds

Our chihuahua is super buff. Before we had Mali I would take him on long walks. He could do 6 miles easy. Since we got Mali and started running, he has also taken up running.

So hes got these insanely huge and solid leg muscles and his upper frame got so big, not fat, just jacked, that we had to get him a size bigger harness

Oh god, have I talked about my dogs too long and bored everyone to death?

I think we're all trying to figure out how it happened <:Kek:776931142644924436> .. I mean I know how.... but how??

no no lol I like

Lol

Haha, right. The science is terrifying

There was either a lot of pain involved... or someone didn't even notice <a:AwkwardStare:783345028356374549>

Everyone please read #🔔｜announcements.

Relax bot, we are talking about dog breeding.

Lmao.... so how'd you figure out what breeds it is? Doggy DNA test?

Yeah, you swab her cheek(which was no easy feat of you're wondering how strong she is) and then mail it in and they analyze her breeds

We tested our first dog because everyone thought he had to be part corgi

He has the makings and the long body but he was from a breeder, not a rescue, and the breeder was exactly right. 7/8 chihuahua 1/8 pommeranian

Oh ok. I didn't know they had doggy DNA tests lol

Here's my little "discount corgi"

Love corgis, not gonna spend that much money on dog

He was $250 which was less than the rescue charged

I have no clue when it comes to pets lol. I just know they're expensive.. plus food

Yeah, they both got a stomach bug a few months back. 3 nights and 3 days of barfing dogs

But we are a childless white couple with all that extra income that you have when you dont reproduce so both dogs are insured

And of course, we have a regal portrait of them over the fireplace

Oh ok. Dang that sucks. Glad they're better now

Haha. Nice

As I unironically send this picture, I'm starting to understand why the left hates white people. This is....bad.

I mean, the scale is way off in the portrait of both. Shes twice his size!

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I waste my money on dumb crap all the time. Least you have company lol.

It just means two incomes to spend on dumb stuff

Lol. I mean the company of your pets. My only company is Jack Daniel <:Kek:776931142644924436>

Sounds lonely

You should get a dog

Eh... people are stupid lol

10/10 would do again if my husband would stop with the "we don't need more dogs than people" nonsense

Lol... you have to con him into it

Need a bigger bed first. Heads get stepped on in the middle of the night. There's growling and drama.

The dogs fight over who gets to lay right next to my head and let their gas out.