So anyway, the bitch is crazy but we were too in love so I just took up running to help her get her crazy energy out

What am i supposed to be looking at?

A chihuahua rottweiler husky germab shepherd mix

which is adorable
still cursed
but adorable

Here's a picture that isnt blurry

this better not be the size comparison

Lmao, see, we are trying to figure out how this happened too

Which one was the mom?!?!

She ended up twice the height of our admittedly way too buff chihuahua, and 25 pounds

Our chihuahua is super buff. Before we had Mali I would take him on long walks. He could do 6 miles easy. Since we got Mali and started running, he has also taken up running.

So hes got these insanely huge and solid leg muscles and his upper frame got so big, not fat, just jacked, that we had to get him a size bigger harness

Oh god, have I talked about my dogs too long and bored everyone to death?

I think we're all trying to figure out how it happened <:Kek:776931142644924436> .. I mean I know how.... but how??

no no lol I like

Lol

Haha, right. The science is terrifying

There was either a lot of pain involved... or someone didn't even notice <a:AwkwardStare:783345028356374549>

Everyone please read #🔔｜announcements.

Relax bot, we are talking about dog breeding.

Lmao.... so how'd you figure out what breeds it is? Doggy DNA test?

Yeah, you swab her cheek(which was no easy feat of you're wondering how strong she is) and then mail it in and they analyze her breeds

We tested our first dog because everyone thought he had to be part corgi

He has the makings and the long body but he was from a breeder, not a rescue, and the breeder was exactly right. 7/8 chihuahua 1/8 pommeranian

Oh ok. I didn't know they had doggy DNA tests lol

Here's my little "discount corgi"

Love corgis, not gonna spend that much money on dog

He was $250 which was less than the rescue charged

I have no clue when it comes to pets lol. I just know they're expensive.. plus food

Yeah, they both got a stomach bug a few months back. 3 nights and 3 days of barfing dogs

But we are a childless white couple with all that extra income that you have when you dont reproduce so both dogs are insured

And of course, we have a regal portrait of them over the fireplace

Oh ok. Dang that sucks. Glad they're better now

Haha. Nice

As I unironically send this picture, I'm starting to understand why the left hates white people. This is....bad.

I mean, the scale is way off in the portrait of both. Shes twice his size!

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