Okay... unfry my brain

Sorry I couldn’t sleep.

welcome back! Here's a slice of pineapple pizza!

I was so awkward I was even bullied by the protector kids lol

When I came to US i literally made everyone my bitch in elementary school. Cause they were straight up pussies and they had this piece of shit “clips” where u move yours as punishment. Les jus say i had my own record of office visits. Fuck elementary schools here fr..

No please.

Jesus

I live with my sister, so that'd be impossible for me. She's a social butterfly, perhaps you've met her, I dunno, she knows alot of people. Anyways, when she was in Kindergarten, she knew her entire class, half of my class, a few people from my elder sister's class who I may add was in High School I think

OK hear me out pizza on pineapple

Tbh, ngl.. ya’ll americans suck at fuckin discipline xD lmfao in Slavic countries it’s like u get scolded adultlike and understand why u dumb.. here it’s just trash pestering

Nope you lost me.

A few years ago I was taking care of an old lady doing homecare.. her daughter had been the principal of my elementary school. Needless to say... she recognized me. I was sent every day for something stupid

I might've been quiet and shy tho, but that's because I hated being from home.

Don't worry I lost myself as soon as the sentence began

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I had an Asian parent so I know a thing or two about discipline

I got sent once bc I didn’t wanna play fucking 4square with a retarded kid and wanted to only w my friends

bruh discord i s so bad

When i was in elementary school, they never served us pineapple pizza. I had to wait until high school to taste the glorious unification of flavors that is pineapple pizza

Orgasm pizza

Mostly I got sent for reading ahead and being bored and the teacher just hated me lol

I feel ya bro, my moms polish, Ill never forget, I made the mistake of laughing when she slipped on my toy cars and fell...😂

I also moved alot and had inbetween K12 onlineschool periods.

I went Kindergarten in K12, 1st grade partially in a HORRIBLE school in Moreno Valley, before being switched back to K12, Second Grade in Montana, Third Grade in Great Falls, Fourth Grade partially in Great Falls. Fourth Grade onlineschool in K12 IN idaho.

After that was 100% Onlineschool

Id be dead lmao xD

I gotta say, 90% of my classmates were utter retards, and sometimes very gross *I never said anything tho*

I always minded my own business

i had cute girls in my class

*NAME* tell the teacher

Kid a few feet behind me, threw up in his hand.

Me: *Pretends I didn't see that*

Kid: repeats my name

I guess a lot has changed since I was little though, we literally had the option to get whooped in hs by a teacher instead of detention

Doesn't mean they have good character or intentions

Nice.

My mom was jus straight up savage not even violentc she could make an adult cry scolding them

Idk if thats still a thing

Teacher: Gets mad at me and him for talking until realizing he was sick
Also Teacher: Still mad at me

@DS Okay dude.

I ordered something from Amazon and the seller has some peak English skills omfg. “Have a happy life”

Lol man slavic mothers have a wrath that youll only understand of youve gone through it

Ironically I never got sick that day luckily, the kid must've had a bad apple or something

Ima slavic only child and she is too w no dad imagine mom’s hold over me xD

Was still a weird moment that I remember too vividly

Also how can you be "traveling" without a driver's license? lol