They’ll take our guns right before they become zombies

Bruh if it was a world war z type of zombie I wouldnt even try to survive, my freerunning skills can maybe help me for 10 minutes but then they assclimb each other on a wall and eat me alive

But the government knows best and they will get rid of all those dangerous guns.

people will be the most dangerous things in a zombie apocalypse

I'm re-reading The Road by Cormack McCarthy

i would shoot myself

Worst thing about a zombie apocalypse, eventually there would be no WiFi

not that big of a downside

Well come and get them because that is the point where a “well regulated militia” steps in. GOD I LOVE THE 2nd addmendet

I'd do a backflip off a building with a flamethrower, if im going to die I will make it spectacular

@Neevkl_7 leftists be like

No WiFi means we can’t share zombie memes

IF ANYONE IS WONDERING I'M FACING 162° SE

That would be awful. Then the government wouldn't be able to protect us with their surveillance!

No memes in general in that case

leftists will kill themeselves not because of zombies, but because no wifi

you mean the 2nd awomendwoment

no WiFi means that I cant look up how to make a nuclear engine on youtube <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

I wouldn’t need WiFi cuz I have my dog

*nukuler

Piss off you prodistant prick

yall think the government would fall in a twd apocalypse

You mean prick/prickem

i dont like distance, i am antidistant

Antifa just needs to turn people into zombies then their dream comes true

We'll just use Killroy

Hate speech! It's apersonment.

Antifa needs to just start exploding people then their dreams would actually come true

thats bigotry, some people dont identify as people

That's racist! Somehow.

Did you mean “Protestant”?

Everything is racist.

check your white privilege please

Omg Benjamin thats racist!

No

would the us army survive the walking dead

Wonder how people will react when Jesus comes back will they call him racist when he judges a person of color

I have the superior privilege: Asian Privilege

They would shoot at the heads and eat their meatball MRE's

how the fuck did the us army fall in the walking dead

I will never address sleepy joe as president