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""Corrected""

I did it! My talk on my essay! ***DONE!***

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Texas can leave at any time and FL can’t

Too bad it got wiped... we could've checked <:pepeSad:758472505622659083>

And they liked it very much! My tutor was just skeptic on the nazi economics because she thought they didn't nationalise business or expropiate. But she was humble about it.

We dont mind. Florida can join texas.

Flexas

Torida

Flexas Tape.

Flexit

Florida man and Texas man unite=terminator

Sounds like good tape.

It's all going to be Texas, one big Texas

SOUNDS STRONG

Termigator you mean

I can confirm all the Florida man memes, as I am a Florida man

The question is...
Republic of Texas or the US?
Who wins?

Texas

The real US

That is good to know. I needed that confirmed.

if that happened then the world would shiver in fear

Even the one where they guy killed his best friend for not saying no homo?

We'll crush the armed forces through stupidity alone

I mean, we provide a lot of the military in general, and once a texan always a texan

So now Americans will have to say "America is the second best country in the world"?

Second to Texas alone

Texas was always the best country

Very true.

Can I identify as a Texan

It was just dealing with a parasitic twin for the last 150 years or so

And Texas came from Mexico... therefore... Mexico is the third best country. Flawless logic.

I've lived in both Florida and Texas, so I'm best of both worlds

Yes. Spongebob already legitimized that identity

Yesssss

Not wanting to break up a cool chat but remember, we got warned for spreading "misinformation" and "inciting violence", so I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be talking about secession <:PandaBag:252177413222563851>

You need to learn the history first, repeat after me:
"Texas declared independence from Mexico in 1836"

Was that episode offensive to Texans, or it padded your ego? <:KEK:795742276549607456>