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my husband sent me this.... my god he is already doing dad jokes -.-

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^^^ For your husband.

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what do you call Batman, Altier, Solid Snake, and Sam Fisher sitting in the same room?
The greatest team you've never seen.

why cant you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom

its p is silent

yes

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what do you call an alligator in a vest

An in-vest-igator.

yep

What do you call and alligator in a preschool?

Anakin....

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oh wait now i get it

....

Y’all are getting pretty good at predicting the punchlines of Dad jokes

Future dads.* (especially you Hashi)

or already dads

https://youtu.be/neZZfPfAdsk

Due to me running out of dad jokes. I’ll be posting 1 a day so that I don’t run out. 😉

Until I find more of course

What I could do is repost some of smokies😆😉

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Due to running out of dad jokes, I’ll be posting ones about orphans instead

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