Message from @[TDE] Smokie
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my husband sent me this.... my god he is already doing dad jokes -.-
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^^^ For your husband.
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what do you call Batman, Altier, Solid Snake, and Sam Fisher sitting in the same room?
The greatest team you've never seen.
why cant you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom
its p is silent
yes
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what do you call an alligator in a vest
An in-vest-igator.
yep
What do you call and alligator in a preschool?
Anakin....
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oh wait now i get it
....
Y’all are getting pretty good at predicting the punchlines of Dad jokes
Future dads.* (especially you Hashi)
or already dads
Due to me running out of dad jokes. I’ll be posting 1 a day so that I don’t run out. 😉
Until I find more of course
What I could do is repost some of smokies😆😉
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Due to running out of dad jokes, I’ll be posting ones about orphans instead
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👀
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