https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1348137361004056577?s=20

Fine, we'll use owls

Hogwarts style

https://twitter.com/fake_news_u_r/status/1348363598180085763

Remember folks, these are the same journalists who consider themselves our intellectual and moral superiors. I just wish the average citizens attention span lasted longer than a goldfish

https://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/26/opinion/an-iraq-war-won-t-destabilize-the-mideast.html

https://www.thisworldthesedays.com/discordtobeshutdownby2022.html

ITS A RICKROLL

Yes. I could tell from the "you tried"

xD

https://babylonbee.com/news/dangerous-fascist-dictator-censored-and-voted-out-of-office/

makes u rethink the msm narrative of 'dictator'

I honestly thought that was a real article

https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-removes-all-apps-since-any-of-them-could-be-used-to-incite-violence

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and what is apple without apps ...an obsolete pos

It still is even with the apps

no, they removed the hardware

since you could still throw it at someone <:Teeth:798301808996384828>

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The account in Babylon Bee's article on Trump being removed is a REAL account
https://twitter.com/chongald

Had this gem sent to me today. Enjoy, apparently Helen Keller was a fraud that didn't actually exist...
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tiktokers-call-helen-keller-a-fraud-162954098.html

Wasn't sure whether to put it here or somewhere else. Half fake half real

tictok is pg onlyfans, and onlyfans is pay per view porn hub

Accurate

On the bright side, it looks like people are finally starting to actually take actions against big tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJr6umjJRYI&ab_channel=TFIglobal

In an interview with president-elect-ish Creepy Joe Biden, he revealed that he would indite and charge Trump because he didn’t show up to his inauguration, birthday party, and isn’t planning on attending his funeral when Kamala has him killed. He said in the interview, “that big fat meanie, what’s his name, didn’t come to that thing in front of the capitol building, where I placed my hand on the Bible, almost repeated the words without slurring, then carried on harassing, smelling, and touching the women on the stand. Like Kamilla, or Kamala, whatever her name is, just the black one.” In the same interview Kamala would have said something, if she wasn’t uncomfortably laughing and plagiarizing her way into the hearts, minds and jail cells of people who rely on the handouts given for burning down cities.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-closing-in-on-filling-impeachment-punch-card-for-free-sub-sandwich/

https://www.tomorrowtides.com/nancypelosilaptopharddriveleaked.html

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you'll see why I put it here when you click on it

OH I KNOW

U Bastard😂

lol

This is my third time today alone...

...that seems more truth than satire or fake

I think that belongs in political news now