Message from @WalterMelon (him/her/nigerian)

Discord ID: 800169642927718420


2021-01-17 00:57:36 UTC  

I finished my political compass test

2021-01-17 00:57:37 UTC  

Hello Jack

2021-01-17 00:57:41 UTC  

Pro tip #113: Never buy a black phone when all your furniture is black.

2021-01-17 00:57:45 UTC  

Hello

2021-01-17 00:57:49 UTC  

Put it in <#727616207619883128>

2021-01-17 00:58:37 UTC  

Not shabby, jack

2021-01-17 00:59:35 UTC  

Pro Tip #114: Have functioning eyes that discern contrast more effectively via luminance rather than chroma

2021-01-17 01:00:05 UTC  

No. Fk turning on lights too. 😄

2021-01-17 01:02:17 UTC  

no more epstein on the meme channels <:MadBernie:798735013259640892>

2021-01-17 01:04:05 UTC  

lol twitter stock just continues to go down

2021-01-17 01:05:10 UTC  

yo, yo, yo. whats up everyone?

2021-01-17 01:05:21 UTC  

was 'signal' app down or what?

2021-01-17 01:06:07 UTC  

Over 50 billion in lost revenue for them and Facebook so far. With a big, fat "B."

2021-01-17 01:06:21 UTC  

F then, need to lose another 50 Bs

2021-01-17 01:06:53 UTC  

Everybody buy twitter and facebook stocks and vote against everything they want

2021-01-17 01:06:56 UTC  

Yep. 50B is nothing when the US treasury will keep you afloat for "presidential broadcasting purposes"

2021-01-17 01:07:45 UTC  

lol

2021-01-17 01:08:06 UTC  

can't the stakeholder 'fire' them

2021-01-17 01:08:11 UTC  

Printing off those dollah, dollah bills, y'all.

2021-01-17 01:08:13 UTC  

like they did Steve Jobs

2021-01-17 01:08:29 UTC  

It's not a private company when it gets public money just sayin

2021-01-17 01:09:39 UTC  

Is the government funding it fr

2021-01-17 01:10:08 UTC  

Speaking of wasted money, did you see that I got several late GOP voting mailers after the elections? And I check the box daily.

2021-01-17 01:10:09 UTC  

Who knows. The CIA has a startup funding company called inqtel.

2021-01-17 01:10:28 UTC  

Hello

2021-01-17 01:10:31 UTC  

If they're not, they will. They need eachother

2021-01-17 01:11:02 UTC  

Hello!

2021-01-17 01:11:59 UTC  

Yall know how Biden says his hairy legs turn blonde in the sun?

My arm hair actually turns blonde when my arm is getting sunburnt xD

2021-01-17 01:12:38 UTC  

Do you love kids jumping on your lap?
If not, Then you're not fit to run for President

2021-01-17 01:12:46 UTC  

lol

2021-01-17 01:12:52 UTC  

LMFAO

2021-01-17 01:13:48 UTC  

Joe doesn't get that joke.

2021-01-17 01:14:15 UTC  

Do you like them going up and down your leg hsirs

2021-01-17 01:14:56 UTC  

Hi guys

2021-01-17 01:15:27 UTC  

You reminded me I am taking up too much area with my "manspreading."

2021-01-17 01:16:40 UTC  

Women giving examples of man spreading is like wtf

2021-01-17 01:16:51 UTC  

We do not spread that much

2021-01-17 01:17:32 UTC  

Even if we do, some of us still have balls despite their best efforts.

2021-01-17 01:18:01 UTC  

Dude, if you see a man with his legs crossed together, you see what they mean, and it looks fkn painful. lol

2021-01-17 01:18:11 UTC  

Ikr

2021-01-17 01:18:17 UTC  

No kids for them