Message from @WalterMelon (him/her/nigerian)
Discord ID: 800438552777195521
Bone-apple-tea moment
The line was crossed when the candy drawer was raided
What
That was a thing?
The day the republic died
Lol yeah
Lmao
Wait what if the candy was for the children they keep underground
Makes you wonder what the f goes on in that place
That is fucked up
Maybe they take the candy from them
NO
That's the whole pizza conspiracy: taking candy from children
For the desk
What if the desk is a deity?
And requires more sacrifices?
Is Desk actually Q?
Maybe they are trying to kill it with diabetes?
Q wanted to be saved from the candy
It all makes sense now
Maybe Q will use all of it's suppressed candy energy and summon the singularity
Mind blown
Maybe even banish biden to the shadow realm
I wonder if John Candy is actually Q
YO
It makes too much sense
Now all we need is the drone birds to fit in somewhere
Hold on there's someone at the door yelling FBI brb
Right right
There was just a garbage bag full of candy when I opened the door
WHATS GOING ON
They trying to keep your mouth shut
Happened to me many to me all resjsjdhiieejbdss
THRY KNOW
Quickly get the tin foil
The fact that lo-fi music actually relaxes me and gets me concentrated makes me mad.
lo-fi girl?
I like AC/DC and hardbass, gosh darnit! I shouldn't be listening to this, I thought it was just a meme!
And yes.