I agree

I might be a bit wasted

Remember when they said that the capitol storm was a coup?

*laughs in 6 coups*

I think they meant to refer to the capitol building as a chicken coup

Lost in translation

Nice

Bone-apple-tea moment

The line was crossed when the candy drawer was raided

What

That was a thing?

The day the republic died

Lol yeah

Lmao

Wait what if the candy was for the children they keep underground

Makes you wonder what the f goes on in that place

That is fucked up

Maybe they take the candy from them

NO

That's the whole pizza conspiracy: taking candy from children

For the desk

What if the desk is a deity?

And requires more sacrifices?

Is Desk actually Q?

Maybe they are trying to kill it with diabetes?

Q wanted to be saved from the candy

That's what it all was for

It all makes sense now

Maybe Q will use all of it's suppressed candy energy and summon the singularity

Mind blown

Maybe even banish biden to the shadow realm

I wonder if John Candy is actually Q

YO

It makes too much sense

Now all we need is the drone birds to fit in somewhere

Hold on there's someone at the door yelling FBI brb

Right right

There was just a garbage bag full of candy when I opened the door

WHATS GOING ON

They trying to keep your mouth shut