sadly no

but i have one that visits me

how does that work?

i don't own it but it comes to my house for shelter and attention

just buy or adopt one, when you own a pet or something that you have to take care of, it really enriches your spirit, gives you a sense of responsibility, a sense of purpose, and might actually give you to stones to get your efeminate voice to participate in chat by virtue of it building your confidence

no need to play rent a cat

That's not the reason I'm not coming to vc

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I said why I haven't been able to before

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you always lie a bunch so i cant tell

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one day

i shall join vc

yeah yeah yeah stop lying, you already broke Frank's heart

hopefully before the server gets shoahed

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-blimp-being-consigned-to-history-following-its-world-tour-12191190 hahaha, fuck dump!

its a running joke around the mod team that I'll do a backflip or do something ridiculous if you ever join VC

cuz you keep proving me right

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awh coping <:XD:690282265414205630> 🤗

I've intended to join for a long time, but just not gotten to do it because of reasons

guac is a mute irl, he had no tongue

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ think it will be in the smithsonian?

has*

next to the black panther mask?

Museum of London lol

ooooofff

Interesting

orange man at the museum of london

That's based

i dont believe it tbh, what's his diagnosis?

if he's not slamming you with bullshit tea

tortured by antifa, they cut it out, he is massively ashamed to this day

i will neither affirm nor deny this

uhhhh you cant be serious

total bullshit

that's why his named guac cause whenever he does try to say anything that's the general sound that emanates

Braveheart was right, Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ @guac

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Interesting

https://twitter.com/zerosum24/status/1350957856162508801 you know whenever I was a kid and dreamed of being dictator of the UK I'd always imagined it looking something like this on the regular