You'll have a midget sandwich in your butt

@bible whore 1 Ight. I wont

*tosses them in the fire pit and the fire grew bigger*

Hey wait HALF OF THOSE ARE MINE!!!! @MaskedHeathen

MAsterbATION is for thE DEVIL

yayzzz...I have french fries

Please with how juicy his ass was it will put out the fire

its perfectly natural jack ass @MaskedHeathen

Not in God's eyes

@Deleted User make in sign the papers 😭

You're lucky I haven't burned the hentai manga collection yet.

YOU MONSTER

NOOOO not the manga!!!!!!!!!!!

Not my fault they please me more

@bible whore 1 its your problem. I'm done with yo ho'in ass 😜

get 'em Mommy Kayyy

You love my butt

😍

HEY! I might have a small penis! BUt that doesn't excuse your loose pussy lips!

HEY ...I GOT THE SMALLEST PENIS HERE

😂😂😂😂

It’s only loose to you because you have NOTHING to work with

*Signs papers and they fly into the fire*

NUUUU

😄 hey waifu

@MaskedHeathen did she ask you is it in yet?

😭

@Deleted User I can't tell when my dick feels like it's in space!

@Deleted User imma be honest, I have seen bigger clits

What? Wild.

Yeah 😭

This is why I marry only midgets...

I call him my **little elevator button**

@MaskedHeathen IM NOT A MIDGET

@bible whore 1 I GAVE YOU A CHANCE

@MaskedHeathen for what!?

😂😂😂

@MaskedHeathen I believe *"little person"* & *"hobbit"* are their preferred titles

Haha!

I'm short so I get a pass

@Deleted User eh.