Message from @MICHAEL

Discord ID: 799137363334397972


2021-01-14 04:43:18 UTC  

just like australia

2021-01-14 04:43:20 UTC  

Best 3.5 character I ever played.
"What's your name?"
"An elf named Strider."
"Uh...ok Strider."
"Noooo, you say the whole thing."

2021-01-14 04:43:32 UTC  

Conspiracy. And they are the same as an emu. Also what is the difference between a llama and an alpaca. None.

2021-01-14 04:43:50 UTC  

america gets the titmouse

2021-01-14 04:43:51 UTC  

So why tf is a llama different than an alpaca

2021-01-14 04:44:06 UTC  

They eat tits

2021-01-14 04:44:11 UTC  

llama is just a domestic alpaca

2021-01-14 04:44:15 UTC  

that's it

2021-01-14 04:44:24 UTC  

They are the same.

2021-01-14 04:45:00 UTC  

I want a cock of the rock

2021-01-14 04:45:07 UTC  

u aint jebus

2021-01-14 04:45:11 UTC  

thems funky

2021-01-14 04:45:26 UTC  

but I can't have a birb

2021-01-14 04:45:30 UTC  

I'd kill it

2021-01-14 04:45:33 UTC  

tf i get an alert for this now anyway

2021-01-14 04:45:35 UTC  

so plushie

2021-01-14 04:45:47 UTC  

Tf I ain’t. I’m mad mike. MIKE the man of creation, mike the god of gods.

2021-01-14 04:45:56 UTC  

Pray to me thot

2021-01-14 04:46:06 UTC  

Then begone

2021-01-14 04:46:21 UTC  

yeah yeah alright im gonna go again <:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>

2021-01-14 04:46:34 UTC  

👋

2021-01-14 04:47:19 UTC  

I love randomly mentioning those rather suggestive bird names out of context

2021-01-14 04:47:33 UTC  

The zed gods... I ask you... make me zeducated

2021-01-14 04:47:38 UTC  

it's so much fun watching people look at you and go "Wtf"

2021-01-14 04:47:53 UTC  

Like a liberal in a church

2021-01-14 04:48:04 UTC  

They don’t belong

2021-01-14 04:48:08 UTC  

cept not as cringy

2021-01-14 04:48:19 UTC  

Yeah <:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>

2021-01-14 04:48:45 UTC  

at least boobies are a legit thing

2021-01-14 04:48:51 UTC  

<:XforDoubt:798369273352683530>

2021-01-14 04:48:59 UTC  

<:REEEE:795661192848343040>

2021-01-14 04:49:02 UTC  

and they are kinda cute

2021-01-14 04:49:15 UTC  

Why... whyyyyyy... whyYYYYY

2021-01-14 04:49:37 UTC  

I hate you

2021-01-14 04:49:45 UTC  

I don’t know, I just like that emoji.

2021-01-14 04:49:56 UTC  

I wonder why an animal would evolve a spoon shaped bill

2021-01-14 04:50:09 UTC  

did it just like eating ice cream

2021-01-14 04:50:09 UTC  

I hate you sooo much.

2021-01-14 04:50:12 UTC  

Well trump got impeached, but I hope all the NPCs feel proud of themselves

2021-01-14 04:50:16 UTC