Message from @MICHAEL
Discord ID: 799137201702043658
I think boobies can fly
ostriches are a myth
there is a great tit
just like australia
Best 3.5 character I ever played.
"What's your name?"
"An elf named Strider."
"Uh...ok Strider."
"Noooo, you say the whole thing."
Conspiracy. And they are the same as an emu. Also what is the difference between a llama and an alpaca. None.
america gets the titmouse
So why tf is a llama different than an alpaca
They eat tits
llama is just a domestic alpaca
that's it
They are the same.
I want a cock of the rock
u aint jebus
thems funky
but I can't have a birb
I'd kill it
tf i get an alert for this now anyway
so plushie
Tf I ain’t. I’m mad mike. MIKE the man of creation, mike the god of gods.
Then begone
yeah yeah alright im gonna go again <:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>
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I love randomly mentioning those rather suggestive bird names out of context
The zed gods... I ask you... make me zeducated
it's so much fun watching people look at you and go "Wtf"
Like a liberal in a church
They don’t belong
cept not as cringy
Yeah <:GoldenKek:797863764002209812>
at least boobies are a legit thing
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and they are kinda cute
Why... whyyyyyy... whyYYYYY
I hate you
I don’t know, I just like that emoji.
I wonder why an animal would evolve a spoon shaped bill
did it just like eating ice cream