Message from @Nancy Pelosi's Podium

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2021-01-11 11:13:34 UTC  

Directly reply to the original serious post with a dark joke <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

2021-01-11 11:14:51 UTC  

It's kind of an extreme take on smothering someone

2021-01-11 11:15:04 UTC  

it isn't tho.

Humor is subjective so

2021-01-11 11:15:37 UTC  

Wrong. It just *is* the best

2021-01-11 11:16:00 UTC  

Humor is humor, just a matter of getting it or not

2021-01-11 11:16:01 UTC  

It’s like... man you laugh at whatever you want

2021-01-11 11:16:18 UTC  

I can laugh at β€œWE LIVE IN A

BOTTOM TEXT” if I want to

2021-01-11 11:16:19 UTC  

Good point

2021-01-11 11:16:31 UTC  

And if I like it

2021-01-11 11:16:47 UTC  

No, we live in Sample Text

2021-01-11 11:17:29 UTC  

Anyone wanna hear a dark joke?

2021-01-11 11:17:37 UTC  

Sure

2021-01-11 11:18:02 UTC  

I know a literal "dark joke" <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2021-01-11 11:18:17 UTC  

How many Uighurs does it take to change a lightbulb.

2021-01-11 11:18:51 UTC  

Not spicy enough

2021-01-11 11:19:09 UTC  

Only 2 million killed

2021-01-11 11:19:15 UTC  

no

2021-01-11 11:19:20 UTC  

not 2 mil

2021-01-11 11:22:16 UTC  

How many elites does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they won’t change it!

2021-01-11 11:22:41 UTC  

elites?

2021-01-11 11:23:03 UTC  

Ya you know, Big Tech, Big Business guys

2021-01-11 11:23:20 UTC  

What qualifies as big business?

2021-01-11 11:23:37 UTC  

dollar-wise.

2021-01-11 11:23:47 UTC  

Well I don’t know, to have a monopoly or oligopoly over the industry you’re operating, and to have over $1 billion in profits

2021-01-11 11:24:06 UTC  

So like Amazon, Facebook, Shell, whatever.

2021-01-11 11:24:26 UTC  

Ok so

2021-01-11 11:24:34 UTC  

those are good companies tho

2021-01-11 11:24:43 UTC  

but it makes sense they wouldn't do simple stuff.

2021-01-11 11:24:50 UTC  

Yeah

2021-01-11 11:24:52 UTC  

I’m stupid

2021-01-11 11:25:02 UTC  

This is why I only come up with β€œthis is society πŸ˜”β€ jokes

2021-01-11 11:25:52 UTC  

what we doing today muricans

2021-01-11 11:26:40 UTC  

murican?

2021-01-11 11:26:51 UTC  

'murica

2021-01-11 11:27:05 UTC  

?

2021-01-11 11:27:10 UTC  

Hello everyone

2021-01-11 11:27:19 UTC  

is that shortened version of America?