Anyone wanna hear a dark joke?

Sure

Sure

I know a literal "dark joke" <:thinking:726878987837636698>

How many Uighurs does it take to change a lightbulb.

Not spicy enough

Only 2 million killed

no

not 2 mil

How many elites does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they won’t change it!

elites?

Ya you know, Big Tech, Big Business guys

What qualifies as big business?

dollar-wise.

Well I don’t know, to have a monopoly or oligopoly over the industry you’re operating, and to have over $1 billion in profits

So like Amazon, Facebook, Shell, whatever.

Ok so

those are good companies tho

but it makes sense they wouldn't do simple stuff.

Yeah

I’m stupid

This is why I only come up with “this is society 😔” jokes

what we doing today muricans

murican?

'murica

?

Hello everyone

is that shortened version of America?

ello

yeah. like slang

How's it going for you guys?

boring

i'm in class rn and its boring

I'm studying but I might go to bed

but my dinner is taking fucking forever to arrive.

rip

i'm having zoom classes and my finals are next month

totally gonna pass em (not)

Imagine taking online classes

I've got my exams this week and next week

bruh internet sucks and you barely understand the teacher