What makes it worse is that we move in 2 1/2 weeks

How long have you been with him?

Fact

*Lmao he gonna die* <:troll_face:726878856585281557> (This may be pushing it)

Since September

A smidge

Kinda no punch line either really

Mmm I love using personal tragedy for my profit

Same.

Yeah but there wasnt even slightly a dark joke there

That was the joke

@mightytrump Done. <#727616207619883128>

Directly reply to the original serious post with a dark joke <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

It's kind of an extreme take on smothering someone

it isn't tho.

Um alright

Humor is subjective so

That’s your pov

Wrong. It just *is* the best

Humor is humor, just a matter of getting it or not

It’s like... man you laugh at whatever you want

I can laugh at “WE LIVE IN A

BOTTOM TEXT” if I want to

Good point

And if I like it

No, we live in Sample Text

Anyone wanna hear a dark joke?

Sure

Sure

I know a literal "dark joke" <:thinking:726878987837636698>

How many Uighurs does it take to change a lightbulb.

Not spicy enough

Only 2 million killed

no

not 2 mil

How many elites does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they won’t change it!

elites?

Ya you know, Big Tech, Big Business guys

What qualifies as big business?

dollar-wise.

Well I don’t know, to have a monopoly or oligopoly over the industry you’re operating, and to have over $1 billion in profits

So like Amazon, Facebook, Shell, whatever.