no he’s an almighty god that comes down every once in a while to bless us poor lesser beings

I heard when an American boy becomes 18 they never drink water again is that true?

no

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Anyone interested about different country medias is writing?

what are they saying

Yoooo i can finally play like half a song on my geetar

Broke my high E string yesterday get on my level

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

na bro i dont mess around with minors

It was a G major

yeah today its a major tomorrow its a minor i get it

where does it stop?!

When all the strings are broken

Hmmm

Ok tip for anyone don’t do fireworks on a school night

fun fact, fireworks are more fun indoors

Hmm its look like this disinterest is maybe the cause :)

I agree do you have gasoline? It adds more flavor to the party

After that its either ipa if they are a hipster or bud light if they are a redneck

Or water

Pbr is also an option for hipsters

Hey can I make my name "totally not an fbi informant"

I mean are you one?

No

Then go ahead man I don’t think it’s bad but you should check up with a mod just in case

*pings every mod and the god zed himself*

Exactly what an FBI Informant would say

👀

Why would you be scared if there was one tho?

I'll give you immunity if you stfu

I might be on the run for some stuff that happened down in Tijuana

Oh damn man

Remember iraq?

Look, what happened to DelGato wasn’t my fault

Yeah that was me

The guy got shot by a sniper a building away from me, I had nothing to do with it

IS THAT ANOTHER OF YOUR DREAM? 👀 👀 👀

No

Totally didn't kill some Iraqi informants