One time when i was 21 i ate a box of triple C's because i was getting court mandated drug testing every week and couldn't smoke weed, anyway we were riding around while my friends smoked weed and my boy got pulled over at like 12am, the cops made me sit on the curb while they interrogated my friends and i was tripping absolute balls completely losing my shit, freaking out over the flashing lights and thinking i was going to jail. Two of the cops were looking at me and whispering to each other "What the fucks wrong with this guy" and told me to come talk to them so i did the Triple C spacewalk where your legs don't know how far away the ground is and stumbled over to talk, they asked what the fuck was wrong with me and in a stroke of genius said "i drank a bunch of 4 Lokos and I'm FUCKED up" (this was back when 4 Lokos first came out and still had all the cool dangerous bath salt chemicals and shit in them) and the cop stared at me for a second and said "oh yeah I've heard of those things, i hear they turn kids crazy" and he laughed and his partner laughed and i laughed because i was mentally in another dimension from eating too much cough medicine and couldn't believe this fuckin idiot believed me and then some of my friends got arrested while i aggressively drooled in the general direction of a particularly glowy street light
