"Why are balls ashy and moist"

"Prison is gay people disneyland"

Those are ass

"My gut grew into my cunt. I call it a gunt"

Well it sounds like your gut is a cunt, cunt

Making it sound like you have 2 of em

These are actual quotes from female comedians

Damn misogyny

LMAO

That was pretty good, *Jacob.*

GG @Premiumeme, you just advanced to level 3! View the leaderboard by typing !levels in any channel.

I got a new sailboat

I wanna pay reparations to natives

Don’t disrespect the magical song

GG @AeliusDawn, you just advanced to level 4! View the leaderboard by typing !levels in any channel.

My wallpaper> Yours

Gay

Takes one to spot one

@Premiumeme, ¿are you AKA Honkler?

Epstein was murdered nobody can change my mind

Motor wouldn't start, in Snow's cut, North Carolina, if anyone would like to say yeet

You can't miss it: the only sailboat retarded enough to be anchored out here

@Black Plague
If you said he wasn't you'd be wrong...

https://youtu.be/7gvwiJrBdQc

Any admin, ¿could somebody change my nickname to MandatoryCarryFaggot?

@Mandatory Carry I will do that when I get home as I am at work

@GodEmperorGillan

@Deleted User
¡THANKS! 😁

WE wuz nuked n shiet

We wuz japan n sheyit

We wuz Nintendo n sheyit