Message from @guac
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I love floppa ears
fun fact that guy got paralyzed from the neck down
bingus hiding from persecution
who's gonna help him
That's not fun
That's horrible
remember kids don't do a kickflip into a highway ramp
The paws
Lol
It looks human
Wtf
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we evolved from bingus
holy shit fuck Frank Reich
My girlfriend is pregnant what do i do
Marry her
pillows cant be pregnant
Frank Reich is an actual retard
why did you do premarital
you should start by repenting
spicsauce's girlfriend
She said she got pregnant after i held her hand.
Her black friend Tyrone told me this too
What's best, mayonnaise or mustard
mayo
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which mayo and which mustard
Dijon
O yea that happened to me too
What do you mean by which
Love dijon
The brand?
what kind of mayo what kind of mustard
yea
Star
She said my sweat can generate semen and impregnate her palm glands
You dont have it I guess
But the baby came out a bit dark
sounds like an aldi brand
But it turns out I'm just 2% native american