and women cry about rape.

I remember a story a long time ago of a chick putting a snake in her pussy. The snake bit the inside of your pussy and it was shut closed. She went to the hospital and all.

Fucking christ that shit is its own..... yuck

Humble horse lol I feel like I know this story

ttyl. nite.

I know of the crazy queer that died after fucking a horse

There's more then one story i could tell

Or getting fucked by a horse

And yes. Mr hans got fucked to death

Heard his lungs were filled with horse semen

My buddy thinks that shit is the funniest thing ever

But

Yuck

I thought it was sick and funny.

Theres a reaction video though I thought was fucking hilarious

https://youtu.be/nUC9GTscHWw start it from 1:00 on

Damn mr Rodgers, bob ross, and steve Irwin are the wholesome trinity

I miss them.

https://youtu.be/Ip-_2kSUMlI

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Anybody wanna talk? I just wanna chat a bit

It's in women's nature to get pampered. They all have daddy issues. Then don't we just accept that fact and just provide for them anyway? I know it doesn't make any sense but in Islam we are obligated to provide for our wives and children. She won't have to use a cent. When I think of my marriage which is over now I do think I might have been better off by staying that beta, keep providing for her. In the end it was that mental torture from her which made me left her.

Seems reasonable happy that you went your own way ma man

Haha
Smart-ass wanted to be smart...
Backfired on him due to stupid authorities
https://mashable.com/article/dmv-vanity-license-plate-def-con-backfire

``It wasn't, of course, supposed to end up this way. In fact, exactly the opposite. Droogie registered a vanity California license plate consisting solely of the word "NULL" —  which in programming is a term for no specific value — for fun. And, he admitted to laughs, on the off chance it would confuse automatic license plate readers and the DMV's ticketing system. 

"I was like, ‘I'm the shit,'" he joked to the crowd. "'I’m gonna be invisible.' Instead, I got all the tickets."
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@conker what a idiot

Good morning, gentlemen.

@Deleted User hi bro

@Deleted User hey
you're up pretty early ? Oo

Yeah, basically on time.

reposting this from fefe's blog
https://twitter.com/sszyz1758/status/1160307728767758341
the wrote it's probably not a good sign for hong kong ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrAj8ebiLQ

This is where i find common ground with a lot of vegans
i dont think animals should be used for entertainment
Ostriches in particular are not birds you want to fuck with
their kicks can kill you in one shot and their beaks are tough as well

Ostriches are not meant to be farmed either, because they need wide open spaces to run around and learn to be fast enough to outrun predators
if you are protecting them in enclosures then yeah they dont need to run fast

Vegans can go fuck themselves.

Because you've made this pitch, I want ostriches in little boxes and in little lots where they can hardly run in circles.

there is no benefit to using ostriches for farming, they are hard to control and dangerous

I want a million ostriches stuffed into 3 cubic meters.

And I want to farm them for McDonald's McOstrich

lol

See i dont disagree with vegans on everything