She's so thicc, the clap of her asscheeks keeps alerting the guards.

could be that she is emo because she is genuinely an evil person ;)
should ask the virgin question though. maybe she is just emo cuz she is virgin 😉

ask the tough questions.

See, she needs the Vitamin D from Dr. Bozingle.

She needs that daily injection, big boi.

🍆 💦

She is very likely a virgin. She's been victimized by most of her boyfriends apparently. One of them fingered her without her permission, some lie to her.

uh huh...

She's said that she doesnt choose good men.

ask her.

dont assume.

That means you need to actually fuck the crazy out of her.

Dr. Phil would suggest the same thing.

Works every time.

Go forth and prosper.

good chance she is rebounding

too

and your just the reboundeeeeeeee

Exactly.

(((Rebounding)))

She's going to make a mistake. Be that mistake.

Rebounding?

:

😐

But beware...Once, okay...Twice, you're pushing it (HARD)...Three times, or more, and that's when she starts getting attached...(To teh D!)

@Bozingle is she ur first gf?

And when you're done, towel off big jim and the twins, drop the tabasco in the rubber, and dash out

Im not dating her at the moment.

😐

She wants you to french her downstairs lips with your downstairs tongue.

Go git gud

Though I have a feeling, she wants me to control her.

take control then.

with teh D!

Vitamin D.

Why is no body listening to me?

Vitamin D3 is very good at helping people balance their hormones and improve move.

That means you have to give her the D three times.

Duh.

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Im considering your suggestion, but i need to think about these considerations.