Based fridge posting

That series of emojis is "smash your dick into a fridge"

will try not to let you know anything about them so they can keep you in that state so you dont leave

It will protect you from bad judgement.

Mostly because you're on the floor crying and lamenting why the everloving fuck you would take advice from a guy that calls himself Xychotic.

The righteous blessing of Dummy thicc fridge-chan will never betray you

She's so thicc, the clap of her asscheeks keeps alerting the guards.

could be that she is emo because she is genuinely an evil person ;)
should ask the virgin question though. maybe she is just emo cuz she is virgin 😉

ask the tough questions.

See, she needs the Vitamin D from Dr. Bozingle.

She needs that daily injection, big boi.

🍆 💦

She is very likely a virgin. She's been victimized by most of her boyfriends apparently. One of them fingered her without her permission, some lie to her.

uh huh...

She's said that she doesnt choose good men.

ask her.

dont assume.

That means you need to actually fuck the crazy out of her.

Dr. Phil would suggest the same thing.

Works every time.

Go forth and prosper.

good chance she is rebounding

too

and your just the reboundeeeeeeee

Exactly.

(((Rebounding)))

She's going to make a mistake. Be that mistake.

Rebounding?

:

😐

But beware...Once, okay...Twice, you're pushing it (HARD)...Three times, or more, and that's when she starts getting attached...(To teh D!)

@Bozingle is she ur first gf?

And when you're done, towel off big jim and the twins, drop the tabasco in the rubber, and dash out

Im not dating her at the moment.

😐

She wants you to french her downstairs lips with your downstairs tongue.

Go git gud

Though I have a feeling, she wants me to control her.

take control then.

with teh D!

Vitamin D.