Message from @Xychotic

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2019-08-24 02:28:06 UTC  

whateves, the go KA-BLEWY!

2019-08-24 02:28:10 UTC  

They've sullied it. Sure, but SW is far too good for them. Especially Kathleen Kennedy and the tattered remains of Lucasfilm.

2019-08-24 02:28:20 UTC  

Really, what hurt SW was Lucas getting too big.

2019-08-24 02:28:43 UTC  

After he reached 300 lbs, there was just no stopping him. He became a Hutt and no one would challenge his stupid ideas anymore.

2019-08-24 02:29:28 UTC  

Luke Skywalker died like a punk when you kill luke off to promote a feminist female lead lead character you have destroyed star wars

2019-08-24 02:29:28 UTC  

honestly, i knew Ditzney was going to screw up SW the minute they killed off the Extended Universe...

2019-08-24 02:29:56 UTC  

Well, the EU was far from gold.

2019-08-24 02:30:15 UTC  

but it had some great stories...stories that could've been amazing to tell...

2019-08-24 02:30:18 UTC  

Luke Skywalker died like a punk because the feminist narrative required him to.

2019-08-24 02:30:42 UTC  

The literal hero of the previous generation, didn't actually kill his father and instead redeemed him.

2019-08-24 02:30:57 UTC  

The feminist/commie narrative required that he be sullied and destroyed.

2019-08-24 02:31:36 UTC  

the Luke-Mara one, a better explanation of one of Luke's/Leia's child going to the dark-side...

2019-08-24 02:31:40 UTC  

So he turned on his own nephew and his own excellence and those that gave up everything to get him where he needed to be. Then didn't even actually show up to be a hero.

2019-08-24 02:31:55 UTC  

And then died.

2019-08-24 02:32:01 UTC  

the only thing i didn't like was the main antagonist racee

2019-08-24 02:32:09 UTC  

No hero's death, either. Just faded away.

2019-08-24 02:32:14 UTC  

I saw the first of the new SW movies and never saw another one again.

2019-08-24 02:32:33 UTC  

And Rei just has all the powers because.

2019-08-24 02:32:44 UTC  

Kylo Ren is the most beta male bad guy ive ever seen

2019-08-24 02:32:45 UTC  

because vagina

2019-08-24 02:33:04 UTC  

Anakin trained for a decade. Luke trained for a few years. Rei had minutes.

2019-08-24 02:33:23 UTC  

And, let's face it, we all knew Luke didn't really stand a chance.

2019-08-24 02:34:13 UTC  

I was so mad about Rei training total bs this bitch trains for 10 minutes now she has mastered the force

2019-08-24 02:34:34 UTC  

You mean *Rei Sue

2019-08-24 02:34:53 UTC  

She didn't even train.

2019-08-24 02:35:07 UTC  

Did you see how she swung the lightsaber around like it was a goddamn baseball bat?

2019-08-24 02:35:40 UTC  

And she dared to stand a chance against the red guard.

2019-08-24 02:35:52 UTC  

lol, they straight up edited out the HF dagger that would have killed her.

2019-08-24 02:36:05 UTC  

they call them vibroblades

2019-08-24 02:36:26 UTC  

@Xychotic. She had super vajeen powers

2019-08-24 02:36:44 UTC  

*Gawdezz Pwrz

2019-08-24 02:36:49 UTC  

As for vibroblades, she uses them to please herself

2019-08-24 02:36:57 UTC  

Yeah, yeah.

2019-08-24 02:37:10 UTC  

The fact that fin is better than her at light saber combat and fin is a fucking storm trooper turned good guy let me know hiw bad Rei is as a character

2019-08-24 02:37:12 UTC  

Watch the fight with her and kylo v. the red guard.

2019-08-24 02:37:30 UTC  

So, Finn should have been a competent soldier.

2019-08-24 02:37:36 UTC  

So, in essence, the PornHub version of the new SW is actually more accurate than the actual movies!

2019-08-24 02:38:07 UTC  

female?

2019-08-24 02:38:09 UTC  

Looks really cool, I'll pirate the first few episodes

2019-08-24 02:38:21 UTC  

What if they bring back 1313 and rebrand it with this character?