Message from @Kool Tv

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2019-03-26 21:31:54 UTC  

amercians want to bomb us

2019-03-26 21:31:54 UTC  

It's like jojo. But not as silly. But still manly af

2019-03-26 21:32:30 UTC  

@CROAT and you want to meme us to death

2019-03-26 21:32:45 UTC  

Your not gonna give it to me

2019-03-26 21:32:54 UTC  

Not yet ;)

2019-03-26 21:37:14 UTC  

wtf a landwhale approached me today at the gym

2019-03-26 21:37:33 UTC  

i was like know your own place thot

2019-03-26 21:40:20 UTC  

Did you really say that to her?

2019-03-26 21:40:45 UTC  

I'd like to

2019-03-26 21:41:02 UTC  

but i was doing my repetitions so i just said that i was busy

2019-03-26 21:41:43 UTC  

Ahh i was going to say oh to be a fly on the wall for that interaction. Lol

2019-03-26 21:43:09 UTC  

Landwhales are proof of God's divine wrath.

2019-03-26 21:43:57 UTC  

totally agree

2019-03-26 21:44:09 UTC  

Hey @💔Zera💔 are you in high school?

2019-03-26 21:44:12 UTC  

i bet she only goes to the gym to take Instagram pictures

2019-03-26 21:44:31 UTC  

I doubt god hates them as much as they hate themselves.

2019-03-26 21:44:42 UTC  

Maybe I'm wrong.

2019-03-26 21:45:24 UTC  

Well, we've seen just how much whamen hate in the last 3 years...so.

2019-03-26 21:46:02 UTC  

@Kool Tv university rn

2019-03-26 21:46:20 UTC  

Oh ok dang

2019-03-26 21:46:51 UTC  

If a land whale would try talking to me I would roast them.

2019-03-26 21:47:07 UTC  

Like undead chronic

2019-03-26 21:47:16 UTC  

And get arrested for "harassment"? Nah, I'm good.

2019-03-26 21:47:32 UTC  

No way

2019-03-26 21:48:07 UTC  

harassment = telling the truth

2019-03-26 21:48:24 UTC  

Sad world we live in

2019-03-26 21:49:06 UTC  

Yeah, I suspect it's wiser to just ignore them, "thanks, I'm flattered but I'm not interested in dating at the moment".

2019-03-26 21:50:25 UTC  

So what you guys are telling me is it's not worth it roasting a land whale or thot?

2019-03-26 21:50:56 UTC  

basically

2019-03-26 21:55:41 UTC  

That's one reason I'm glad I'm too broke for a gym membership. Not having to deal with the gym thots that nobody else wants. It's the new dating scene I'm told.

2019-03-26 21:57:16 UTC  

I mean, you dont really have to deal with them. I just throw on my headphones and act like no one else exists.

2019-03-26 21:57:32 UTC  

Yeah true.

2019-03-26 21:59:13 UTC  

Maybe once I'm working again I'll look into one. It would be nice to afford a trainer.

2019-03-26 22:00:05 UTC  

Make sure I'm doing shit proper and such. Not risking injury, etc. I could record myself I guess.

2019-03-26 22:02:18 UTC  

holy shit i’ve finally found the elusive swiss chocolate monster

2019-03-26 22:02:19 UTC  

If you want. In the meantime, just do push ups, pull ups, sit-ups, etc.

2019-03-26 22:02:38 UTC  

That way you don't turn into a lazy fat fuck.

2019-03-26 22:04:19 UTC  

tastes like toblerone

2019-03-26 22:04:36 UTC  

Wait what?

2019-03-26 22:04:52 UTC  

swiss chocolate monster

2019-03-26 22:04:56 UTC  

elusive sip