So all you got to do is get Shane Dawson and his cat to get into a Star of David virgin salt pattern, scream "No Homo", and then the floor will cave in, The Gods of Israel will give you 10 shekels, which you then mail to Ram Ranch, and then 100 days later, a cute neko trap appears.

Nice

Can I remove the traps dick?

And give it a boob job

You could replace it with a bear trap, but that's only for when I'm with my mormon friends.

Mouse trap for when you are with commies. They really enjoy that one, considering the fact they are masochistic rats.

Btw I got a message from the star base Kolob for your Mormon bussies

"U got the big GEY"

What the....

From Mormon jesus

Also where has my dick been? Ever since that trip to Mexico with my bear trap, I haven't been able to find it.

Wait, is a bear trap just a gay furry?

It has sentience now

It's working a menial job in the US

As an illegal

I bet the cartel has tortured it on liveleak by now.

It also feeds hungry orphans...with its cum soup

Your dicks not a dick

His a nice guy

Welp, fuck the red pill, guess i'mma have to go P I N K

@Reiatsu dude furries are worse

Ewww

Or maybe with all these red pills, I can tape together, and it will form into a new sword.

Thot

Trap neko

Nice

Also known as Thailand Neko

I have been rechristined.

I also got problems with my pc

Can Indian neko help?

By myself.

💦

So where's my HRT at.

I heard all the cool kids are forced to- I mean willingly get turned into grills.

So if those taped together red pills form a new sword, I'll be Woke again, but until that happens, i'mma be a wamen, which means I can't be woke.

This wouldn't have happened if we had the wall.

@Reiatsu Bears are bondage furries

So until the wall gets built, I'll be a wamen.

All y'all guys talking about bears like animals clearly missed the gay community reference.

Here's a definition from UD

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.