Message from @Xychotic

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2019-04-07 05:40:09 UTC  

I used to be hard no on kids.

2019-04-07 05:40:46 UTC  

But the more I learned about them and the impact of their parents, the softer the no became until I eventually came to the conclusion that having and raising your kids to be healthy, rational, functioning members of society is how you fix society.

2019-04-07 05:41:16 UTC  

*BUT* it seems the only way to do that these days is surrogacy and home schooling.

2019-04-07 05:41:26 UTC  

Because women are all but a lost cause.

2019-04-07 05:41:55 UTC  

@Whats gay anymore I would like someone to inherit the shit I gain down the line. Like a business or something. Plus, adoption helps out a kid that's been in need.

2019-04-07 05:42:26 UTC  

You'd need to have retirement money to raise one right these days

2019-04-07 05:42:31 UTC  

In my opinion anyway

2019-04-07 05:43:03 UTC  

I mean, 200k over 20 yrs is just 10k a year.

2019-04-07 05:43:25 UTC  

Well you'd have to home school

2019-04-07 05:43:28 UTC  

There's economies of scale.

2019-04-07 05:43:57 UTC  

And if we were going to say, "you need this much money right now to raise a kid" you'd want to do a depreciation to calculate how to execute on that plan.

2019-04-07 05:44:10 UTC  

@Whats gay anymore If my plan of owning apartment complexes keeps on course, I won't have to worry about money.

2019-04-07 05:44:22 UTC  

All I can say is how much money I'd want to raise a kid how I want to raise a kid

2019-04-07 05:44:34 UTC  

You could probably get a great kid anywhich way but feminism

2019-04-07 05:44:55 UTC  

It would probably be something like needing an upfront investment of 120k or so and by the time the kid hit adulthood, you'd have used up that annuity.

2019-04-07 05:45:08 UTC  

I know, MBA speak.

2019-04-07 05:45:26 UTC  

But, that's actually how I figured to go about buying a life insurance policy for a kid, too.

2019-04-07 05:45:47 UTC  

Since you'd want replacement value.

2019-04-07 05:45:56 UTC  

Cold hard logic.

2019-04-07 05:46:33 UTC  

"If this kid dies, it's going to cost x to surrogate a replacement and y to bring it to maturity, so I need a policy worth x+y."

2019-04-07 05:48:48 UTC  

I wonder, has anyone done a cost comparison of a wife v. a surrogate + individual services?

2019-04-07 05:48:53 UTC  

I did.

2019-04-07 05:49:02 UTC  

For when Jeff Bezos got divorced.

2019-04-07 05:49:52 UTC  

I feel like it's suspicious to take out a life insurance policy on a kid 🤔

2019-04-07 05:50:07 UTC  

You'd always want a solid alibi

2019-04-07 05:51:48 UTC  

You'd always want a solid alibi no matter what.

2019-04-07 05:52:05 UTC  

But if there's anyone that should establish a life insurance policy, it's the parents of a black boy.

2019-04-07 05:52:32 UTC  

Do it while he's tiny and still free of felony charges and when he's inevitably shot...

2019-04-07 05:52:41 UTC  

Okay, I'll stop.

2019-04-07 05:55:21 UTC  

Adoption is just cuckery without the woman.

2019-04-07 05:57:55 UTC  

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2019-04-07 05:58:00 UTC  

FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

2019-04-07 05:58:28 UTC  

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2019-04-07 05:58:29 UTC  

Who wants a asswhoopin......so much time is passing..........

2019-04-07 05:58:32 UTC  

MK9, dibs on ermac

2019-04-07 05:58:38 UTC  

ay, how is everybody?

2019-04-07 05:58:47 UTC  

Sup.

2019-04-07 05:58:50 UTC  

wait.......thats illlegal

2019-04-07 05:58:59 UTC  

sup

2019-04-07 05:59:25 UTC  

just having fun jammin wit da homies....thought I would check in

2019-04-07 05:59:59 UTC  

xychotic....how low you been the police?