Facts

I hope he didn’t get toasty

Qausimodo just never lifted enough

or took enough showers

bro

Q was so ugly they came up with a new term

IQ

Involuntary Qausimodo

Meow

Meowdy

Meow-itis is rapidly spreading

all because of patient zero

Patient FNV

Meows get all the bitches

All the bitches get the meows

in mother russia

Think about that

Well that was a waste of time and gas.

Que?

This meeting I had to go to.

Ex roommate was being a dumbass and covered the smoke detector in plastic bag (he smokes in the room. I have asthma. I got the fuck out and let him be)

Mind you, I specifically asked for a roomie who doesn’t smoke.

I *thought* my release petition had gone through and I would be marked as living off campus. But no.

Your initials are kfc

I want some messy chicken now

@PreschoolFightClub This is exactly why I need my own space, because the spirit of retardation runs rampant these days.

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@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker that’s why a cabin in the middle of the woods is looking more and more appealing

Jack the Ripper was a one man thot patrol who single handedly put a dent in the population of std ridden prostitutes and their thottery in Whitechapel. Change my mind

@ChaonThe5th I...cannot

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Definitely an unsung hero.

TMW when you got to a degenerate discord server looking for monster girl tiddies to share in anime babes and none of the nsfw channels have been updated and their is a bible study happening in their general chat

....and you still upload the pic

😉

I already had that pic from lastnight

You upload it to the bible study chat

they'll be studying tiddies from now on

Ooooooooo lawd have mercy!!! Y'all negroes goin to HELL!!! Repent from your sins and accept black Jesus!!

I prefer korean jesus

Gun jesus is the one for me