@[chase dreams] Ah yes. A THOT Patrol agent I see.

@batshadow battle brother I have thots circling me.

I am no longer working directly under THOT Patrol though. I now work under a different division.

Cuck Patrol.

Uh oh.

i'd patrol these thots if what I wanted to do was legal

I'm kidding

The transfer went through? What kind of monster goes into that division?

What are you talking about?

I am the leader of Cuck Patrol

I work with THOT Patrol on the regular.

Leader? P'shaw.

I still need to recruit more people though.

@[chase dreams] you're kinda fucked

I'm fucking tired...

just ignore 'em and *maybe* they'll go away

These thots WILL NOT HAVE ME

pretty soon imma have to stop showering to get them to leave me alone

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i wonder how long till that doesnt work

Ew....

ikr

*speaking of which I am gonna go shower*

Please don't do that.

look at the lengths a nigga has to go to

cause that's disgusting

XD

I have to shower after I go to the gym tonight.

So it wont be until after 8:30

anyway yea. i dont even dress at all like i have any money.

doesnt work

help

plz help

***don't be a nigga***

where are my chad and tyrone shields

chad and tyrone are fucking up

I now feel lucky that I've never had a girl approach me before.

they aint keeping these thots busy

Me and shadow got these thots circling us smh

Chad and Tyrone can't maintain frame no more fam

I laugh at you desirable men.

its usually pretty awkward