I like anime

Im sorry

Grandma i have a confession to make,
I hunt furries

@MoonCore Grandma: *Pinches cheeks* I'm so proud of you

She's a smart grandma tho. She's sorta picked up on my monk mode lifestyle. She's been pretty chill about it. Considering she loves alone

And has for a while. She gets the desire for solitude. So she don't freak out ever 5 mins I don't have a gf. Not yet anyway.

What a fag

Not as much of a fag as you and your precious Mr house

Phone keyboards man

🙀

"So shadow, what's his name?"
"Grandma, **its** name is Rain and it's a short stack with a fat ass"

I've only seen my grandma twice briefly cuz she's racist

@Happy Humble Hermit Racist?

What race is she? and who does she not like?

Rain isn't really gonna be a shortstack tho

I picked the piper body instead. She'll be petite with a fat ass and thighs. And her booobs be pretty big

Pipe her body

That will happen

@Nawalter Jizney You use the pipe gun from fallout 4 for that

A dickless odyssey unforetold

you want the rust to scrape against her vaginal wall

Foreskin

OOF

...

Granny was upset my dad didnt marry a white girl

My granny married a black guy lol.

I got a gameboy advance sp and never saw her again but she visits my cousins in a neighboring state all the time

She didnt even come to the hospital when my dad was in a coma but some of my moms family did

Well then

Ur father mustve had game to score a latina if hes white

Shes not latina

Oh aight lemme update my hermit fanfic

....

😑

You've been talking to albus haven't you

I have a serious Addiction to porn and masterbation, anything you recommend to stop it?

Who I need to speak to?

@Master Bation Do it more often

It’s effective my work, I masterbate all night and wake up late.

@Master Bation so that's why your pfp is tissues

I’m being serious in this case. I tend to watch porn when I get stress and bored.