protip = never stand in front of or behind an Ostrich

never try to outrun it

do not fight it

remember its very low IQ

but can kill you instantly in one kick

also its one of those animals known for hostility to humans

so i essentially kept moving in a zig zag and unpredictable pattern, whenever the Ostrich got too close i again circled it, while i was circling it i threw a rock in a random direction to distract

does it taste like chickin?

I imagine it has a rougher texture but tastes similiar

eventually i got near some large trees used them to give it the slip

its basically as dumb as a 7 ft tall chicken

exploit that and you'll survive

Where the fuck were you that there's ostriches running around wild and free?

six flags?

I guess it was some kind of animal sanctuary but also adjoint to a park

aka six flags...

usually Ostrich are kept in their area when ppl come to the park

Crazy story bro

the next place i am gonna visit has wart hogs

those things are also dangerous and chase you for a while

More power to ya mate. I'd be carrying a tranquilizer gun.

obviously i seek thrills and like taking these risks, but don't fuck with wild animals

just leave em be and they will do you the same

Yeah obviously. Lol

some ppl like paragliding, rock climbing, diving etc

i personally love seeing animals in IRL

used to watch Nat Geo, discovery a lot as a kid

so in a way i am satiating the curiosity of my child hood

Well it sounds like you can handle your own. So more power to ya like i said. Lol

garfeld, "what's the deal with lasagne?"

What do you do when your power is out? It’s been 2 hours and I’m just sitting in the dark 😐

I just hit the gym if there's no lights and internet

Tomorrow is my gym day. I don’t want to get out of my routine lol

read an ebook

I’m on 20% power on my phone. I guess I can try to sleep

@Eritrean MGTOW have you tried changing it?

I have no power

I feel like I’m in Africa

No power, no intent, no tv... except my phone

Clean ur room?

I just got off work bro. I don’t feel like doing shit lol.. I might fire up the spinning robot pussy though