Message from @PreschoolFightClub

Discord ID: 581860135283195904


2019-05-25 10:15:13 UTC  

Cuz Dr Pepper tastes like lukewarm ass

2019-05-25 10:38:34 UTC  

I like Doctor pepper

2019-05-25 10:38:55 UTC  

I dislike things coming or going from more than one hole at a time though

2019-05-25 10:45:36 UTC  

🤔

2019-05-25 10:45:38 UTC  

concern

2019-05-25 11:13:42 UTC  

Cumcern

2019-05-25 11:25:22 UTC  

Look, the Navy runs on the following: Alcohol, Cigarettes, Coffee, Cum, Soda....uh...I think that's it, and thats just the way it is. Dont question it or ask why. We don't, we just accept it.

2019-05-25 13:23:37 UTC  

Mornin lads

2019-05-25 13:36:00 UTC  

Meowmin lads

2019-05-25 13:39:20 UTC  

Meowning to you too

2019-05-25 13:42:14 UTC  

Mornin fellas

2019-05-25 13:54:53 UTC  

Me: attempts to put in 2 weeks notice at my job
Boss: yeah that’s gonna be a not for me dawg
Me: then how about I only work weekends?
Boss: ...ok

2019-05-25 14:16:34 UTC  

Sounds like a win

2019-05-25 14:19:47 UTC  

I find weekends better to work

2019-05-25 14:20:22 UTC  

Its faster to get stuff done during the weekdays

2019-05-25 14:42:45 UTC  

Morning

2019-05-25 15:02:52 UTC  

@PreschoolFightClub wait a sec, you put it in a 2 weeks notice and your boss rejected it?

2019-05-25 15:03:19 UTC  

Yeah. Pretty much.

2019-05-25 15:03:33 UTC  

Guess that’s what happens when you’re the literal best employee.

2019-05-25 15:04:08 UTC  

Best, underpaid employee.

2019-05-25 15:04:26 UTC  

But whatever. I works on weekends only now.

2019-05-25 15:05:29 UTC  

I'd ask for a raise too

2019-05-25 15:05:42 UTC  

Yeah. I probably should.

2019-05-25 15:06:40 UTC  

Because I think it violates law that he rejected your 2 weeks notice. It's not 2 weeks permission. It's in 2 weeks, I'm not your field nigger anymore.

2019-05-25 15:17:23 UTC  

Did I kill chat for dropping the N-bomb?

2019-05-25 15:17:44 UTC  

Maybe.

2019-05-25 15:17:47 UTC  

Good day, gentlemen.

2019-05-25 15:17:59 UTC  

I'm making a strip steak for "brunch"

2019-05-25 15:19:37 UTC  

Ooooo steak

2019-05-25 15:19:46 UTC  

I had a rack of ribs yesterday

2019-05-25 15:25:13 UTC  

Having anything else with the steak?

2019-05-25 15:26:39 UTC  

Deez

2019-05-25 15:26:42 UTC  

butter, lol

2019-05-25 15:28:43 UTC  

Avengers Endgame Spoiler: ||RIP Thanos. I rooted for you buddy. At least you beat the shit out of Brie Larson||

2019-05-25 15:29:05 UTC  

That was a very satisfying moment

2019-05-25 15:29:43 UTC  

I loved the part where he ||grabs the power stone and fucks up her big ass forehead||

2019-05-25 15:29:48 UTC  

He knocked her into next tuesday

2019-05-25 15:29:54 UTC  

Goddamn right

2019-05-25 15:29:59 UTC  

Did you guys root for him?

2019-05-25 15:30:03 UTC  

No.

2019-05-25 15:30:22 UTC  

I was a bit biased only when he was facing her