Oof

Don't work too hard guys

whats funny is i'm actually monk atm and i'm talking about a dog as a wingman

I'm at a dance rn. I'll think of you @Rhunespire @Deleted User. No homo

Uhhh...no homo.

Mmmmmm

_makes sexual noises_

No homo

Never.

sexual noises as you slobber over your stirfry

Seriously.

What are some good seasonings for rice?

I just put onion/garlic/salt/pepper.

What's your amounts that can really affect flavor

I overload on sriracha too lol

I fucking hate speech recognition

siracha (i think thats how its spelt)

Yeah

I love that shit

I eat it all day erryday

sesame oil is okay, in small amounts

@Mr.Black Sriracha

its the fucking best

I use olive oil and butter only.

I hate all other oils, lol.

thank you RePo

What kind of rice do you guys make? I like Jasmine or sushi rice or sticky rice

jasmine usually

Jasmine/Brown but I make it sticky... like my sex.

Who wants to stroke my ego? 🍆

I got you.

TIL it's offensive to just put soy sauce over rice in Japan

NoHomo

I heard that from a native

It ain't gonna suck or stroke itself. lol

will i get permission to post in the shitpost channel if i do?

See you're definitely passing the gay boundary.

because if so, im down

LOL

its not gay if the balls don't touch

Just fucking around.