Mmmmmm

_makes sexual noises_

No homo

Never.

sexual noises as you slobber over your stirfry

Seriously.

What are some good seasonings for rice?

I just put onion/garlic/salt/pepper.

What's your amounts that can really affect flavor

I overload on sriracha too lol

I fucking hate speech recognition

siracha (i think thats how its spelt)

Yeah

I love that shit

I eat it all day erryday

sesame oil is okay, in small amounts

@Mr.Black Sriracha

its the fucking best

I use olive oil and butter only.

I hate all other oils, lol.

thank you RePo

What kind of rice do you guys make? I like Jasmine or sushi rice or sticky rice

jasmine usually

Jasmine/Brown but I make it sticky... like my sex.

Who wants to stroke my ego? 🍆

I got you.

TIL it's offensive to just put soy sauce over rice in Japan

NoHomo

I heard that from a native

It ain't gonna suck or stroke itself. lol

will i get permission to post in the shitpost channel if i do?

See you're definitely passing the gay boundary.

because if so, im down

LOL

its not gay if the balls don't touch

Just fucking around.

Hey it doesn't work that way you can't ride the mods I had to work hard for that

i mean, it won't JUST be riding

HA

Here in Soviet Russia we RIDE you!

oooo