I'm picturing shadow groping the air

Yikes.

You need to print out pics of her and nut on them

Big yikes.

I'm the only one who's done that?

i wanna say yes

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like i know it's a thing but i don't think it's a common thing

this is why I'm only in <#582614457520357376> now

god damnit hermit

I only did it when I was in hs and nutting multiple times daily

I was basically kuroi

don't no one be touching anything in hermits room yeah

and back to the war zone I go

My room is a sex toy wonderland and it's off limits

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...

ok.

no one wants to touch your cum hermit

littered with shattered silicone asses

My new spinning robot pussy is still in the shipping box. I'm too tired to open or use it

Like when someone thought that you were beating your meat while chatting here?

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Oh... God...

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Never

Dont make me grab the squirt bottle, Hermit. Down boy, down

If you guys are looking for a job over the summer, look to work as a fishmonger. You’ll smell bad but you’ll learn some good skills. I can fillet any fish since having worked as a one. Plus the amount of repetition you get is nice.

I ain't no gook

Lol fair enough

Hey guys. A girl I used to like in my blue pill days just hit me up and wants to meet. She’s still attractive. Not sure what to do? Thoughts?

dont go. because shes now looking for a baby daddy

One-itis bait

and she wants to see if your suitable

so i would guess that shes either
A) gonna try to date you
or the worse option

B) try to smash and get knocked up

if the option IS b then there may be a risk of her trying to sabatoge any birth control methods like condoms

so yea. i mean. seems too risky to me to bother

C) she doesn't get her way and cries rape

that could also happen

i mean whart are you really gonna get outta it? like sex one time? for such a risk? naw fam