@Rhunespire Fuck. That's true.

@shadowlessnexus alright

@Rhunespire True. I am 24 so kind of old but I could still enlist.

Uh, no your in prime fighting age

I'd definitely only go for a tactical combat role.

Just in time for China

@Rhunespire Oh perfect 😉

@Rhunespire I was an athlete (wrestling/track and field - sprints) from 16-20 and now all I care about is fucking bodybuilding, lol. It would be nice to train for a real cause.

You want a real cause? Make one for yourself.

Dont let anyone give one to you.

The military is a job.

^

What would a real cause look like these days?

I have no fucking idea outside survival for myself.

I *loved* serving in the Navy.

But my cause was given to me because I too naive to know better.

Survival is always a prime choice

But I'll tell you what, those fucking commies start shit, I'll be at the recruiters office that fucking day to re-enlist

I fucking hate commies

Yeah, China is the only real threat.

*Russia*

"Notice me senpai!"

Russia gains more by keeping the world secure with us then by fighting us. Putin knows that.

Yeah, but who comes after Putin?

*Russia senpai notices no-one.*

Putin 2

^

They clone putin

Pretty sure

huh

Putin already has a successor lined up

In mother Russia, senpai doesn't notice you. You notice senpai

But what if clone Putin inherits the insane side of the real Putin?

Is Russia even a threat anymore?

there is rumor Putin has Aspergers

Russia can be a threat in a land war

Unsure about air or navy

they have a fair amount of carriers, but if I am not mistaken they are Cold War relics

I'm pretty sure the US has the largest military in the world

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Uh...no