Shitposting

Even if all top brass were taken out, it wouldn't end it probably.

Oh sorry, 1.5 billion.

"China's Looming Crisis: A Shrinking Population"

LOL

China's problem would be logistics

And neutron bombs

Some guy coked out of his mind yesterday at a bar tried to start shit with me to impress the group of girls he was with. Male consciousness can be incredibly low sometimes

Did you kick his ass?

Hermits fucking jacked, he could have

I'm not jacked lol security eventually kicked them out because one of the girls kept climbing on tables like a fool. And it was supposed to be a chill place

No place is chill when women and alcohol are involved

That's a recipe for disaster

Thats why I dont go out to the bars anymore. Cant stand other people, I would rather sit at my home and drink beer and chill.

I'll hit up a bar for karaoke, but that's it

Anyone here have a OnePlus or Pixel?

I've got a Pixel 2XL

Do you suggest it?

Yeah

I mean it's last gen but that just means cheaper. I've had it for almost two years now, no complaints

Vanilla android is great. If you want to customize your launcher more, I recommend Nova Launcher Premium.

I did a career test online. One of the results was a Detective. Any tips on how to be a legit noir detective?

Get a Deer hunter hat

I got the cynicism down, i'm well on my way to alcohol and smoking

@ResolvingParadox13 Of course

Lel

Any other things i gotta wear?

You also need a rather intimidating raincoat/cloak

and a useless magnifying glass

Monocle

I don't want to be a crooked toothed british detective. I want to be more like Deckard from blade runner or something

who's ready to watch e3?

@Happy Humble Hermit When is it coming on?

And i know it's gonna be shit lol

I'll take the tl;dw for E3.

@Xychotic Here is:💩

Right!?

I remember a time when i used to be hyped for e3

Good ole' days

Life smashed that wonder out of me

@Artemis Same here, I'm already cynical now. Can't imagine myself 20 years from now.