all we have here is KFC

and its shit

Oh, that's not the same as not liking fried chicken.

In n Out was great when I was in cali

Well in my limited experience with fried chicken i've found it to be undesirable

That is fair.

Oy vey

KFC is not that great.

When you come to the land of #freedom, you can get some of that tasty Louisiana fried chicken at Popeyes.

Kentucky fail chicken

Get the spicy.

So good.

Actually they have a sick special on right now

And for extra flavor, add the ~~msg...~~ Cajun Sparkle

For a bunch of fried shrimp

I'm ambivalent about shrimp.

On the one hand, they are tiny and not at all satisfying.

What a homo

i ain't too into sea food

On the other hand, there's so much death involved in a proper meal, it's absolutely worth pursuing.

Redeemed

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You know, technically speaking, we kill millions of tiny organisms every day by just existing.

Technically speaking, killing a cow for food doesn't mean jack shit.

I know vegans get upset about it, but I honestly don't give a fuck.

Literally everything on this planet is designed to kill or be killed

Our day job is murder

And you look tasty

lol

PETA thinks sheep are killed in order to make wool coats.

It's literally no different than giving a haircut.

Kill or be killed

PETA has been proven to be A: incompetent and B: more dangerous to animals than the people they complain about.

PETA thinks meat eaters don't know that animals die to make food

I'm fully aware that animals die and I'm completely okay with that if it means I get a delicious burger at the end of the day.

PETA is only mad at meat eaters because that's one less animal carcass they can fuck

Basically

Look, if God didnt want me to eat chicken, pig or cow - he wouldnt have made them so tasty

If god didn't want me eating pig or cow, he shouldn't have given me teeth made for eating meat

days gone is really great so far, i can see why the sjws hated it and gave it low scores

god doesn't want you eating pig, it's Haram